this might not hurt, but close your eyes anyways: mohandasgandhi: “You want us to go through 2,700 pages?” — Justice...
“You want us to go through 2,700 pages?”
— Justice Antonin Scalia, on cutting up the health care reform law. (via theatlantic)
Yo, Scalia, I read both versions of the bill before the final version was passed and it wasn’t even my job to do so. It’s not that…
I can’t believe I’m about to write the next sentence. In Scalia’s defense (that’s right I said it) he is voicing a common problem that all lawyers and judges face which is trying to deal with legislation that is sooooooooo bloated and soooooooo inarticulate that reading and interpreting it is a near impossibility. 2,700 pages is not huge but it is when you have 200 other cases pending many of which also have 2,700 pages of laws to determine as well. It becomes physically impossible, actually.
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I heard she dedicated it that “creepy weirdo, he knows who he is.”
(via theawl)
(Afraid that any talk of blocking will lead to a round of me getting ironically blocked.)
“ironically”
literally my jaw dropped unironically
/blocks
(via dethcatalog)
Still the funniest nut shot ever. Also watch the shoe come off again.
Here’s a real shredder. Marissa Del Santo in a carcass toss.
I think my favorite part of this sequence comes at the end, when the little blond skateboarder girl appears and she’s run as fast the the limo and wonderwoman on the board.
This just in- rape barn.
I wonder if the rape barn comes with special rape stalls and a quaint rape hayloft?
My rape barn doubles as my killing floor!